I haven’t talked about this in a while, but some years ago I wrote and directed a microbudget feature film called Hopeless Virgins in Love. We shot it in 2005, it took me years to finish it, and I never quite figured out how to get it in front of people. The good news is, it’s really fucking good and I remain proud of it to this day. We had an amazing cast, a very small crew that worked miracles, and the final product is every bit as funny and profane and wild and untamed as I had hoped it would be.
I tend to describe the film as a violently romantic comedy.
I could describe it further, but I personally think the ideal way to see this film is to stumble upon it, preferably late at night, when you’re down to watch some young adults make terrible decisions.
The main reason I’m writing this is to let you know that it is actually possible to see Hopeless Virgins in Love. I have recently uploaded the entire film onto YouTube.
(It is also currently rentable on Amazon and free on Tubi, but I wanted to have it in a place where I know it will remain, and where the distribution terms are less likely to change on a whim.)
I am long past the point where I expect to make money on this (or break even, really). But I honestly believe that there is an audience for this film and I want to make it as easy as possible for those (weird) people to find it.
If this sounds like something you’d be into, I encourage you to seek it out. It would make me incredibly happy to know people are watching it.
Herrmania 