Exciting news: I now have double the amount of eyebrows I used to have. Thanks to my loving wife Stephanie, the number has increased from one to two. She used a magical substance called Nads, spread it out on my forehead, smooshed a piece of cloth onto it and RRRIP!, no more unsightly eyebrow hair above my nose. If anyone else had tried to rub their nads in my face, I’d have been pretty unhappy about it. Thankfully, everything turned out well. Feel free to gawk at the hairless piece of skin between my two eyebrows the next time you see me.
Exciting news: I now have double the amount of eye…
Exciting news: I now have double the amount of eyebrows I used to have. Thanks to my loving wife Stephanie, the number has increased from one to two. She used a magical substance called Nads, spread it out on my forehead, smooshed a piece of cloth onto it and RRRIP!, no more unsightly eyebrow hair above my nose. If anyone else had tried to rub their nads in my face, I’d have been pretty unhappy about it. Thankfully, everything turned out well. Feel free to gawk at the hairless piece of skin between my two eyebrows the next time you see me.
Quote of the week: “The human wang is a beautif…
Quote of the week:
“The human wang is a beautiful thing.”
-Homer Simpson
Quote of the week: “The human wang is a beautif…
Quote of the week:
“The human wang is a beautiful thing.”
-Homer Simpson
I wonder what Stephen Miller is doing right now. …
I wonder what Stephen Miller is doing right now. If I was smarter, I would put a little clock on this website that counts out how long it’s been since I’ve heard from Steve.
I wonder what Stephen Miller is doing right now. …
I wonder what Stephen Miller is doing right now. If I was smarter, I would put a little clock on this website that counts out how long it’s been since I’ve heard from Steve.